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Happenings on the January calendar
Jan 13, 2015

Allow me to be almost the last to wish you a Happy New Year!  

So now we have to get used to the look of 2015.

As we move out of the festivities of the season and launch forth into the new year, let’s have a quick look at this brand new month.  

Appropriately, after all the holiday consumption we’ve enjoyed/endured, January happens to be National Diet Month and National Prune-the-Fat Month. Subtle, eh?

From the January calendar:

• January 3, 1992 — They thought they were on the right track. Baton Broadcasting, a major sponsor of the Miss Canada Pageant, cancelled the event. They turfed the beauty pageant based on their perception of “society’s changing philosophy.”

• January 6, 7 and 14 — In actual fact, the celebrating isn’t quite over, if you observe the old Julian calendar. On that one, Christmas Eve, or  Epiphany, was on the 6th, Christmas Day, the 7th and New Year’s is the 14th.

• January 15, 1967 — The first Super Bowl football extravaganza. Do you remember the teams? It was the Green Bay Packers trouncing the Kansas City Chiefs  35-10. And while we’re on the subject, you know you’re watching the Super Bowl when:

 The commentators say that the suspense is so thick, “You could cut it with a knife.”

They describe a player as “wanting it so badly he can taste it.”

Any mention is made of Vince Lombardi.

During an interview, a fan in the background holds up a We’re No. 1 sign. 

There’s a camera shot of a player’s wife and baby in the stands.

Any mention is made of “giving 110 per cent.”

There’s a shot of any player congratulating another player by butting him helmet-to-helmet. 

They take a shot of a bar in the winning team’s city.

A broadcaster gets squirted with champagne.

They say that the losing team “has nothing to be ashamed of.”

• January 26, 1961 — Wayne Gretzky was born in Brantford, Ontario. At the age of two, Wayne started skating on the Ninth River near his grandparent’s farm. Shortly afterward, he was playing hockey on the rink his dad made in the backyard. 

In 1976, at the age of 15, Wayne started playing Major Junior hockey. He wanted to be No. 9 after his idol, Gordie Howe, but that number was already taken by an older player, so he chose   No 99.

Two years later, in 1978, at the age of 17, he turned pro with the WHA Indianapolis Racers. In need of money, the Racers almost immediately traded him to the Edmonton Oilers. 

In 1979, the Oilers joined the NHL and Wayne scored 51 goals in his first season.  He was only 18.

In  1981, he outdid  the “50 goals in 50 games” record by doing it in 39.

The Oilers won their first Stanley Cup in  1984, and Wayne led the team to three more cups.  By 1986, Wayne was 25 and at his peak. He set a single-season scoring record of 163 assists and 215 points.

Wayne and Mario led Canada to victory over the Soviets in 1987;  Gretzky was married in ’88, the same year as the L.A. Kings trade; and then the Blues and  Rangers trades came in ’96. 

    Wayne scored his final goal (No. 1,072) in 1999 and retired in April of that year. His amazing career featured 15 seasons of 100-plus points, four seasons of 200-plus points, and he was the  league-scoring champion 10 times.

• January 29, 1880 — The birth of comedian W.C. Fields, who gave us great irreverent lines such as:

“I’m very humble, and proud of it!”

“A wonderful drink, wine. Did you ever hear of an Italian grape-crusher with athlete’s feet?”

“Anything worth having is worth cheating for.”

“Thou shalt not commit adultery unless in the mood.”

“A man who doesn’t drink isn’t a fit companion for man or beast.”

• January 29, 1936 — The first five players were elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame: Ty Cobb, Babe Ruth, Honus Wagner, Christy Mathewson and Walter Johnson.