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English is a very strange language
Jun 24, 2011
As if proof were needed that English is a strange language, consider the following:
• The bandage was wound around the wound.
• The farm was used to produce produce.
• The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
• We must polish the Polish furniture.
• He could lead if he would get the lead out.
• The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
• Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
• A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
• When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
• I did not object to the object.
• The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
• There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
• They were too close to the door to close it.
• The buck does funny things when the does are present.
• A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
• To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
• The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
• After a number of injections, my jaw got number.
• Upon seeing the tear in the painting, I shed a tear.
• I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
Go figure 
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads — which aren’t sweet — are meat.
Quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
Writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? 
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, two geese, so is it one moose, two meese?
You can make amends but not one amend.  You comb through annals of history but not a single annal? 
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? 
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? 
In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital; ship by truck and send cargo by ship, and have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another day?
Have you ever seen a horsefull carriage or a strapfull gown? 
Met a sung hero or experienced requited love? 
Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated or gruntled? 
When the stars are out, they are visible. However, when the lights are out, they are invisible. 
Your house can burn up as it burns down. You can fill in a form by filling it out and you can have an alarm that goes off by going on.